Malory: “I swear, if anyone saw me in this awful van…”
Lana: “How could they, with this illegal-ass window tint? Dude, this van’s like rolling probably cause”
Malory: “So all ashore from the S.S. Date Rape!”
Ray: “Toot toot!”
Archer 2x13 - Double Trouble
Favourite Archer moment EVER.
Ray: ”I just this second realised why you do macrame instead of knitting”
Cheryl/Carol: “Yeah, no sharp objects on the ward, they were super strict about that. WOOOOH.”
Police: ”She’s got a weapon, drop it!”
Cheryl/Carol: ”YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!”
Archer 2x07 - Movie Star
Malory: “I swear, if anyone saw me in this awful van…”
Lana: “How could they, with this illegal-ass window tint? Dude, this van’s like rolling probably cause”
Malory: “So all ashore from the S.S. Date Rape!”
Ray: “Toot toot!”
Archer 2x13 - Double Trouble
Pam: “You were so busy sniffing his jock that you didn’t hear him come in?”
Cheryl/Carol: “Because he totally snuck up on me! …And I guess I blacked out, because I don’t remember stabbing him at all.”
Archer 2x07 - “Movie Star”
