So your plan is for us to get as black-out, knee-walking, shit-faced drunk as we were last night in the hopes that we remember the password?
Archer: “Wait, why do we have so many damn dolls in here?
Pam: ”For sexual harassment complaints, so that people can non-verbally indicate where stuff happened on their body.”
Archer: “Yeah, that takes like one doll.”
Pam: “Not if there’s ever a gang rape!”
Archer 2x02 - A Going Concern
Ray: ”I just this second realised why you do macrame instead of knitting”
Cheryl/Carol: “Yeah, no sharp objects on the ward, they were super strict about that. WOOOOH.”
Police: ”She’s got a weapon, drop it!”
Cheryl/Carol: ”YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!”
Archer 2x07 - Movie Star