“Flick her titty.”
(Source: the-dangerzone)
30th March 2012
Reblogged From the-dangerzone
Notes: 626
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my GIANT THROBBING ERECTION!”
YA GETTIN A TAMPON?
Yep. Still funny.
Lana…Lana…LANA!!
Pam: “Oh my god, what’s that?!”
Malory: “IMMIGRANTS! That’s how they do you know. They drive around all day listening to raps and shooting all the jobs…”
Archer 1x02 - Training Day
Just the tip?
(via intothedangerzone)
“Do you know you’re a little bitch?”
Malory: “I swear, if anyone saw me in this awful van…”
Lana: “How could they, with this illegal-ass window tint? Dude, this van’s like rolling probably cause”
Malory: “So all ashore from the S.S. Date Rape!”
Ray: “Toot toot!”
Archer 2x13 - Double Trouble
Favourite Archer moment EVER.
(Source: theuncannyalex)
So your plan is for us to get as black-out, knee-walking, shit-faced drunk as we were last night in the hopes that we remember the password?
