Oh Big Joe, you’ll never leave me.
Today at work, someone (who we’ll just say may have been fucked up drunk) asked if I remembered the Kennedy assassination. What kind of Nivea for Men bullshit does he think I’m using? Kennedy was killed in 1963, and I can’t even get sold booze without ID. So I must be the youngest looking 40+ year old ever.
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Oh Big Joe, you’ll never leave me.

Today at work, someone (who we’ll just say may have been fucked up drunk) asked if I remembered the Kennedy assassination. What kind of Nivea for Men bullshit does he think I’m using? Kennedy was killed in 1963, and I can’t even get sold booze without ID. So I must be the youngest looking 40+ year old ever.

#coolstorybro #shitstoryblog2k11

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