I Am The Uncanny Alex: Archive

I Am The Uncanny Alex

January 2011

equiknocks asked: <3

Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...

veronicaeatslemons: rabbithugs: kevinandnazzwithdorks: sure please give me excuses to talk about myself, I am procrastinating and self-centered I WISH I WERE AN INTERESTING PERSON I can almost assure you that any facts will be terrible.

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...

-firewalkwithme:

youngjusticer asked: Ohay, man. Feeling a bit eldritch lately? I have.

YEAH, I'm not watching American Idol this year.

Because of the following reasons: Sob stories make me want to cut a bitch. I miss Paula Abdul, sitting in the corner as high as a fucking kite. I think it’s unacceptable for a sob story to last longer than the audition. BITCH, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CRYING? Steven Tyler is fucking terrifying. Without Simon, is there really much of a point?

I think you guys should come read my twots.

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