May 2010
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"I'm going to drink so much that Ke$ha would say...
Bitch, I’m going to fucking England to get shitfaced. If I make it to work on Saturday, I’ve done something wrong.
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My Mother really doesn't beat around the bush.
When my dad works nightshift, he calls her at around ten o’clock (even if she was there when he left at seven, what the fuck is that about). So twenty minutes ago, the phone rings, and without even saying hello, she says “Why is the dog refusing to leave the kitchen, and WHY THE FUCK IS THERE POTATO ON THE WALLS?” Literally, no idea any of this shit was going on.
That’s...
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Green and Blacks Milk Chocolate may just be the...
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You know that Judge Judy would cut a bitch.
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No, I really don't want to talk to an online...
“It looks like you’re trying to arrange to return your phone” Well, I’m not.
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Britain's Got Talent
Kill it with fire.
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YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON MY, LOVE GUNNN.
#Songs I shouldn’t sing at work.
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Jonathan Ross should really avoid saying things...
It just sounds so ridiculous.
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monstercyborg-deactivated201106 asked: If you've not read a Thunderbolts book before I definitely recommend 'Faith in Monsters' and 'Caged Angels'. They happen round Civil War time; awesome story and more Deodato Jr. art too!
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